Is this how your computer was
originally set to operate?

Well, here's a special set of tools
you might like to utilize . . .

You can also try the
old-fashioned smashing approach
to solving a computer headache . . .

When all else fails, get in your car
and take a drive to the local Rest Home.

Just watch for this sign . . .

They'll give you wonderful care,
and you'll meet lots of old friends!